Inside the process of video game writing
Mario: icon of all video game series. about a plumber who steps on “bad” mushrooms and turtles and kills a big spiky turtle hundreds of times to save a princess over and over again, in exchange for a kiss. They also play Golf, Tennis, and have parties together in their free time.
Donkey Kong: King Kong and his buddies vs. Pirate/Scientist Godzilla
The Legend of Zelda: a bunch of reincarnations of the same guy that’s a knight who’s greatest weakness is a flock of chickens tries to save a bunch of reincarnations of the same girl that’s actually a goddess and princess (obv)
Metroid: a bunch of humans are in space now and kill aliens for some reason. also samus is a ball
Yoshi: a spin off series about a dinosaur that eats enemies and then poops them out as eggs. he is killing them, chewing them up, and then rebirthing them in egg form, and then proceeds to destroy that egg. looks are deceiving.
Kirby: a random alien being that looks like a ball eats anything that comes into his path and absorbs their soul to steal their “unique” abilities.
Star Fox: furries in space fight each other and then a giant monkey/ brain/robot appears at the end
Pokémon: you’ve probably heard this joke way too many times for me to say it, PETA
Earthbound/Mother: basically a bunch of kids with magic powers go on an RPG acid trip
F-Zero: buff men and women in space race cars also James McCloud cameo 😎
Ice Climbers: random old game with two siblings that jump and hit polar bears with hammers (also super fun to play as in smash)
Fire Emblem: anime swordsmen/women fight in midieval wars with their lumberjack, archer, cleric, and paladin sidekicks. every villain has a self-insert dragon oc
Game & Watch: man tries to pay his rent by getting any job he can throughout the city without getting fired
Kid Icarus: a small angel that can’t fly without the help of a goddess is able to defeat all powerful gods and goddesses with a fucking bow and arrow
Wario: fat, stinky man who likes minigames and pretty much just wanted his own series
Metal Gear: man who fought single-handedly for America in the cold war and kills his mentor gets cloned because he’s just so great, creating solid and liquid versions of himself who fight each other. and nanomachines.
Sonic: hedgehog saves animals by fighting animals and a scientist. only has a few relevant games apparently
Pikmin: man goes to space and captures small aliens to help him look for treasure
R.O.B.: not a game series. just a friendly robot
Animal Crossing: Child moves away from home to live with actual animals and pays loans by collecting and selling random shit.
Mega Man: robot shoots robots
Wii Fit: the one video game that your mom used and you didn’t
Punch-Out!!: abnormally small man beats the shit out of professional boxers
Super Smash Bros.: the better alternative to avengers: infinity war
Pac-Man: 5/6 of a circle eats cherries to kill ghosts
Xenoblade Chronicles: swords are people now
Duck Hunt: dog laughs at you as you fail to shoot ducks. very fun much realistic
Street Fighter: random karate matches around the world, with many wacky stereotypical character designs
Final Fantasy: I’m not even gonna try.
Bayonetta: sexy witch looks for her right eye
Splatoon: squids take over the human race and become the dominant species. they build their own society and shoot each other with ink
Castlevania: a family of Christians fight monsters, specifically vampires
real